Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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