So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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