I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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