the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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