Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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