this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
