dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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