wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The adults are the big ones right?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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