So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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