i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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