i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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