I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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