Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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