hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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