Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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