All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm just crazy horny about you
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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