I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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