No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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