u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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