ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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