So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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