it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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