So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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