I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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