he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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