You work out of a Hotel?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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