Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
