this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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