pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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