so that wasnt chicken after all
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
All I want is dick and wine.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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