brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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