...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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