After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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