Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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