I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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