Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
