NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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