it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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