all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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