IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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