my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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