We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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