she kept yelling 'call me bella'
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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