Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Dear god my vagina.
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