Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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