I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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