Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
