Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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