Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Everything about him screamed your future.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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