wrigley field is MILF paradise
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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