I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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