when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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