All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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