Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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