the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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